YOU WILL GET SICK

by Noah Diaz

March 3-21, 2027

A man pays a stranger to hear his deepest secret. An octogenarian prepares to launch her acting career. YOU WILL GET SICK leads them both on a wildly imaginative, darkly hilarious journey into the most deeply universal human experience: serious illness. This acclaimed, surreal comedy surprises and delights, even as it hits where it hurts.

YOU WILL GET SICK

by Noah Diaz

Directed by Wendy Dann

SHOW INFORMATION

Performance Dates & Times:

Wed Mar 3, 2027, 7 PM (Preview)
Thu Mar 4, 2027, 7 PM (Preview)
Fri Mar 5, 2027, 7 PM
Sat Mar 6, 2027, 7 PM
Sun Mar 7, 2027, 2 PM
Wed Mar 10, 2027, 7 PM
Thu Mar 11, 2027, 2 PM
Thu Mar 11, 2027, 7 PM
Fri Mar 12, 2027, 7 PM
Sat Mar 13, 2027, 7 PM
Sun Mar 14, 2027, 2 PM

Wed Mar 17, 2027, 7 PM

Thu Mar 18, 2027, 7 PM

Fri Mar 19, 2027, 7 PM

Sat Mar 20, 2027, 7 PM

Sun Mar 21, 2027, 2 PM

Pricing:
Regular tickets range from $45–$55, with lower-cost options always available—including $20 tickets for students and artists, $10 community tickets (limited per performance), and Name Your Price tickets for preview performances one hour before the show. Learn more about ticket options.

Running Time:
You Will Get Sick runs approximately 85 minutes without an intermission.